Squeak!

Here is a laboratory rat, drowsily reporting from the depths of the abyss. Since all the subjects are conscientiously completing their Strategic Quotient Intelligence examination, there is nothing I can do except to occasionally shush them up - Oy, no discussions okay?

Anyway, my snack ration is at an all-time high. Mummy's love is the greatest because she came home yesterday with bagfuls of goodies, ranging from Haagen Daaz Ice Cream to Peppercrust Salami. Mmmmmmm. Jervais helpfully purchased plentiful bags of dark chocolate M&M's that his watchful eyes spotted. Previously, he had to tolerate my mournful laments of how they weren't available in Singapore and how I had forgotten to request his girlfriend who was in New Orleans to purchase some for me. But now they are sold, oddly, in Caltex Stations.

I have so much snacks at home, I think I can open a minimart. Mmm.