Friday, June 16, 2006

The Most Bizzare and Funniest Shite

As you all know, I am beginning to take my jinxedness in all seriousness. You all have seen from these previous experiences, I am apparently no four-leaf clover nor rabbit's foot. In order to disprove my jinxedness, I have taken to supporting the strongest teams I have observed in the matches like Brazil, Germany and Czech Republic.

England was the obvious choice in tonight's England vs. Trinidad match. In fact, they had so many opportunities. Why on earth did they not get any in is really beyond me.

Accordingly, my MSN nick message reads - "God save the queen!" - like the national anthem of the United Kingdom.

10 minutes left to the game, I grew a little desperate at the lack of goals. So was my brother Alan, since he presumably bet quite a sum...

Alan says:
u go support trinidad la
Alan says:
go support
Alan says:
if not they wont win sia
lost duckie says:
but but
lost duckie says:
inside my heart, i am supporting england ma
Alan says:
no need
Alan says:
they win liao u can support them later

England almost scored again.

lost duckie says:
wah lao
lost duckie says:
see see!
lost duckie says:
they no luck
Alan says:
u don change they wont score la
lost duckie says:
ok i change 5 min

I changed my nickname message to "Trinidad!" Almost immediately, England almost scored.

Alan says:
u see
Alan says:
almost
Alan says:
hahahaha
lost duckie says:
chey!

Few minutes later, Crouch really scored. WTF!

lost duckie says:
omg omg
lost duckie says:
i'm jinxed
Alan says:
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Alan says:
hahahahaa
lost duckie says:
wtf wtf!!!!!!!
Alan says:
i told u
Alan says:
hahahaa
lost duckie says:
hahahahahahahahaha
Alan says:
stick yor nick
lost duckie says:
damn funny!!!!!!!!!
Alan says:
there
Alan says:
if not they will equalise

For that brief moment of celebratory mode, I changed my nick to "God save the queen" once more, much to Alan's disapproval.

Alan says:
change!!!
Alan says:
quick!
lost duckie says:
wah lao
lost duckie says:
against my wishes
lost duckie says:
kena threatened
Alan says:
u don change nevermind
Alan says:
later 1-1 u don sad ok
lost duckie says:
i change liao
Alan says:
must just now that one mah
Alan says:
swee swee

Fine. I changed to "Trinidad!!! Trinidad!!! Ole! Ole" for the extra ooomph.

Alan says:
pooooooooower
Alan says:
2-0 liao u see
Alan says:
last min
lost duckie says:
idiot
Alan says:
see
Alan says:
almost
Alan says:
hahahaha
lost duckie says:
bloody hell!
Alan says:
u see
Alan says:
sure 2-0
Alan says:
hahahaaa
Alan says:
wah ure this nick got chance 3-0 liao

Whaddaya know. Gerrard really scored!

lost duckie says:
YES
lost duckie says:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lost duckie says:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Alan says:
see mei
Alan says:
i love u soooooooo much
Alan says:
muacks
lost duckie says:
hahaha
lost duckie says:
omg omg
Alan says:
muacks muacks muacks
Alan says:
u help me save $240 loss
Alan says:
hahahahahaha
Alan says:
thanks darling mei
Alan says:
muacks
Alan says:
muacks muacks
Alan says:
hahahahaha
lost duckie says:
hahahahahaha
Alan says:
don change ure nick yet mui
lost duckie says:
thank me for my jinxed ness
Alan says:
plsssssssssssssss
lost duckie says:
wah
lost duckie says:
almost 2-1
Alan says:
see mei
Alan says:
don change
Alan says:
i beg u
Alan says:
i love u
lost duckie says:
i never change leh
Alan says:
don change
Alan says:
hahahahahaa

OMG. Maybe I should just start cashing in on my jinxedness.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAH SO IT IS YOU LA. YOU JIINX. WAHAHAHA

i was supporting england k. then i was like.. err so long haven't scored! so many missed opportunities tt i watched until damn sian. then last min 1 goal nvm, but 2!! 2!!

must be you. i love you. next time pls support any other teams than england. <3

4:46 AM  
Blogger jellybeano said...

...

but, but ...

bo way gong leh. I really am shuay until bo way gong.

wahahhahaa.

ok, you all win ok. You all win!

I have to support reallly strong teams to disprove my jinxedness mah.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wah! Hahaha. I never knew that MSN nicknames could actually work wonders in a match like this!

Please do the same thing for Brazil, k? ;) I mean, inserting the names of Brazil's opponents in your MSN nick! Hee.

12:39 AM  

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