Sorry? Come again?

My mum has decided to retire from her retirement because she was bored beyond tears at home. If you do remember, she has a knack for making the strangest phone calls when she was bored at home. So, I thanked the heavens when she got herself a temporary job to while time away.

However, I think her new job as an accounts assistant is kinda boring too. She logged on to Gmail Chat incessantly and sent me countless emails, inquiring "Where are you?"

Today, she sent me a SMS, going:

"I just went to the bank 3 times today! It's very fun!!"

Huh! What the...