Afternoon Entertainment - Chope!

Any form of IM is a good form of sleepy after-lunch entertainment.

I felt my eyes drowsily closing when my neighbor decided to grouch.

อยู่คนเดียว says:
i tell u
อยู่คนเดียว says:
just now during lunch we chope table with tissue
อยู่คนเดียว says:
this grp of indian fuckwits sat at our table
อยู่คนเดียว says:
and used OUR tissue!

lost duckie says:
HAHAHA
อยู่คนเดียว says:
bet they just got off the boat from madras or wat
lost duckie says:
why u chop table with tissue?
อยู่คนเดียว says:
duno singapore system
อยู่คนเดียว says:
ya what

lost duckie says:
u are one of those people who chop table with tissue!
อยู่คนเดียว says:
eh
อยู่คนเดียว says:
CBD leh
อยู่คนเดียว says:
must do that

lost duckie says:
very funny
lost duckie says:
hahaha
lost duckie says:
i am always amused

I imagine foreigners, Martians and other aliens to be as befuddled as me when encountering packets of tissue or bottled water on the tables. How am I supposed to know if they are purely litter instead of them functioning as a signal of chope-ing!? Afterall, in Thailand, the food courts do provide napkins at the tables for use. I bet those Indians must be thinking how wonderful the Singaporean Hawker Centers are, providing tissue and all at the tables.